Hey, get in line sucker. He stiffed me on half a bag of Doritos at Ridgway.

So how much do I owe you for a new hat that I stole from Byron...wait, just put it on his bill!

Innocent

This is as nice as it gets! A couple of weeks ago I called information in Westminster, Colo asking for the 7mm Goatru, the guy on the other end of the line ask me if he used to live in Aurora and I said yes, the guy then told me after the phone company upgraded to fiber optic phone lines they get a call from Bob saying that his phone is cracking and it's no better than before, a tech was sent out and checked out the line and had to tell Bob that he might want to upgrade his 50's style rotary type phone, I guess the next complaint that Bob called in that the company didn't offer a party line anymore, and then proceeded to tell them about how great a 7mm is over a 6.5. In the end Bob was told to keep his rotary type phone, 7mm, and if he still needed a party line, a move to a third world country might be in order!

Mordecai, we got company coming. Can you please block JB from posting until at least next year ??