The Ultimate Answer!
- Jim Beckley
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The Ultimate Answer!
Some get on here to ask a question, but I have logged in to offer the answer to a burning question.
Last year Bonner told McAlice and I to make sure we were shooting ram loads at the rams, McAlice took his chicken loads to the ram line. This year McAlice cross fires on a ram 4 banks away, comes back and shoots number 1 ram instead of number 2. I have been racking my brain to think of something to help poor Bob out. The answer is quite simple actually! Someone maybe that isn't a shooter that can nag and browbeat Bob until he gets it right.
Last year Bonner told McAlice and I to make sure we were shooting ram loads at the rams, McAlice took his chicken loads to the ram line. This year McAlice cross fires on a ram 4 banks away, comes back and shoots number 1 ram instead of number 2. I have been racking my brain to think of something to help poor Bob out. The answer is quite simple actually! Someone maybe that isn't a shooter that can nag and browbeat Bob until he gets it right.
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Re: The Ultimate Answer!
Now Commander Kitty, how has the nagging about the gas gauge been working out? As for Sara being to blame for Bob's mental lapse, I'd say it was a poor job of spotting.
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Re: The Ultimate Answer!
Well, I haven't ran out of gas again, so I'd have to say it's working
....Typical shooter....he hits the right target, its all shooter....shoot the wrong one and it the spotter....You'll never know how I had to beat on Pharr to keep him on the right bank during highpower....rode the poor guy like a rented mule..
It worked though....by the end of nationals he was glad to go home to his wife and leave me behind lol..
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It worked though....by the end of nationals he was glad to go home to his wife and leave me behind lol..
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Re: The Ultimate Answer!
I think you could ride McAlice like a Grand Canyon Donkey, but I personally think it's going to take someone with a tongue sharp enough to cut paper, and the will to put forth the effort.
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Re: The Ultimate Answer!
Keep it p Bob!
As long as this keeps going, some of my embarrassing statements up at Ridgeway may get burried!
And trust me the list goes on and on! The bears only scratch the surface 
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Re: The Ultimate Answer!
Beckley, I am thinking maybe we need to employ a cattle prod (Ram prod??) and anytime we are spotting for McAlice and see him drifting onto someone else's animals we just give him a little shock in the ass! That ought to get him straight. If that doesn't work we'll upgrade to a Taser. 
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Re: The Ultimate Answer!
BH....Three words come to mind that will never be buried...."autofocus spotting scope"some of my embarrassing statements up at Ridgeway may get burried!
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Re: The Ultimate Answer!
Between those words and bears, it sums up the trip lol. Don't forget your favorite restaurant either,
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Re: The Ultimate Answer!
Now Commander..the auto focus scope was one of Jason's finest pieces of equipment. Bet he would even sell it if someone offered him enough money.
As for the BH needing some comments buried, good luck buddy, the only one comment that might have come close to matching some of yours was the Mini Kitty answer to potato choice at the all you can eat crab dinner. And honestly you really don't want JB and McAlice turned loose on you...they can really team up at times and with Trent there to help it can get really deep.
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As for the BH needing some comments buried, good luck buddy, the only one comment that might have come close to matching some of yours was the Mini Kitty answer to potato choice at the all you can eat crab dinner. And honestly you really don't want JB and McAlice turned loose on you...they can really team up at times and with Trent there to help it can get really deep.
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Re: The Ultimate Answer!
JB, McAlice and Trent. Bonner is the worst!
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Re: The Ultimate Answer!
Better stay away from the west coast then! And that auto focus spotting scope was a very fine piece of equiptment! 
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Re: The Ultimate Answer!
BH Mary saw a can of bear repellent in my RV and told me the story of your nocturnal adventures.
I'll lend it to you next time!
They say if you wear bells it helps...not to keep them away, just makes it easier to find your remains. 
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Re: The Ultimate Answer!
Just listen to us and rub yourself down with that bacon grease and you'll be safe.. trust us.CZforlife wrote:Hey it's gotta be better than millk bone underwear!
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