2011 Texas Nationals

[psteiger]

Howdy y’all,

Man, it has been a hot summer. I’m ready for fall and you know what that means……….the 3rd annual Texas Nationals. Yep, coming to you LIVE on September 17, 2011. Last year’s visit by the Houston Texans’ Cheerleaders was the high point of my year. This year, we have contacted Dr. Phil to come out and talk with us about our relationships, during the lunch break. You know, how your 22 gets jealous when you shoot your air guns, and how the air guns always have the majority and gang up in the safe against the 22’s. That sort of thing. We’re hoping Oprah will let him stop by. A couple of twists this year, we have a 22 silhouette match scheduled for Sunday the 18th or you can shoot a 22RF bench rest match on another range, or both! Lunch is included on both those matches, and it’s only a $10 entry fee for each. The world famous Evelio ( I always picture Fabio with a cigarette in his mouth) will be hosting the bench rest match, while Bill Motl will attempt a kidney stone free silhouette match. Greg Gudenburr, Bayou Rifles president, has graciously taken over the Texas Nationals, so I can participate this year. I’m told he’ll be wearing his “special” hat. Bill Motl will be cooking lunch for the Texas Nationals, and anyone who has attended a local match know, it’s the high point for most of us. Greg promises Mark Pharr AND Fenton Sandlin will be there, so you should be, too. As always, if you need a gun, give us a call and we’ll work something out. An early heads up will help. A generous prize table is in the works, along with cooler weather. The entry form will be posted on the Bayou Rifles website http://www.bayourifles.org/ or email me and I'll send you one. Any other questions, call or email!

Thanks
Pat Steiger

[psteiger]

News Flash!!!!! Replacing the busy Dr. Phil will be the battle of the Texas Gunsmiths. Evelio (aka Fabio) and Mark Pharr (inventor of the tongue depressor) are going to shoot off for the title of the Fastest Gunsmith. After wrestling in jello, they will proceed to a disassembled gun, assemble it, and shoot. Time and hits will be factored in, along with number of cigarettes smoked. Included in the prizes will be a tin of genuine smoke oysters. Just makes you want to be there!!!!!!!! Remember September 17th. Houston Texas!

[Innocent]

Hey BF #7...you can be so graphic!

Innocent

[Evelio Mc Donald]

Pat, have you been drinking some of that Tequila your Mexican friends gave you ????? You sure sound like you are full of ______ What is this Fabio B.S. ????

[Bob259]

Pat, have you been drinking some of that Tequila your Mexican friends gave you ????? You sure sound like you are full of ______ What is this Fabio B.S. ????

Now you went and ruined it for me... I was planning a road trip just to see the side show

[Innocent]

Now 259...you know it is Evelio that isn't up on the latest. You should show up just to see the show. And I know Pat hasn't been drinking any TKY, he doesn't drink that stuff. His SC account has been hacked and all the stuff is being posted by another. Only two people I know with this kind of imagination...and both of their names start with Bob.

Innocent

[hugh]

Gotta watch those guys named Bob. sneaky, sneaky, sneaky. They always love messing with Innocent parties. Tho I would pay to see Evelio in jello......I'd pay a lot.

[Innocent]

Fabio...are you renigging, cuz I heard you could take Mark with one cigarette tied behind your back?
I was willing to skip a days work to see you in some jello, and wrestling with the only male national champion...who owes it all to his spotta!

Innocent

[jneihouse]

And Pharr will be there on his own, without his spotta (thanks Mary for the plug ), so whoever works with him don't screw up what I've fixed....Took two years to get him to the point where he actually listens sometimes, at least enough to win the big one....Sounds like fun. shoot one for me.

Kitty

[Innocent]

Now COmmander, I was going to claim you as my spotta for this match...assuming I can get loose from work long enough.

Guess Evelio doesn't recognize his new name, or is it a blonde thing?

Innocent

[Evelio Mc Donald]

We are going to drop a couple of gallons of potato juice on the jello, that should give me an advantage over Mark.
But you all better take it easy on me, cause I will be calling the match, and also will be the judge and the jury. I don't know about this Fabio crap, I will be talking to Mr. Steiger about it, I also know that nobody hijacked his password to S.C. thats just his chicken s____ excuse to start this B.S.

[psteiger]

Glad to see you're awake Fabio....I mean Evelio. we were missing you.... Potato juice is illegal at the range, didn't you know that? I still think you can take Mark, even though it was someone elses post....

[hugh]

Pat,

You better leave Evelio alone. He's going to put a Cuban whuppin on you while Mark holds you down, under the jello.

Hugh

[Innocent]

So we taking bets on Mark vs. Fabio? Jello and no potato juice on the firing line....
Is Fabio going to hold one cigarette behind his back while in the jello?
Innocent

[jjp]

This is going to be a fun match. Jello, Potato juice, grown men wrestling, Etc.... Almost as bad as-- Stomach ache, cramps, head ache, vomiting............ Well what the heck, I'll be there.