Breaking news.......Dawg hot on the heels of new grand slam

jneihouse · Post by **jneihouse** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 4:50 pm

Visiting with a few folks via Kitty phone this afternoon turned up this interesting tidbit. The Dawg is two legs deep into a record setting attempt at a first in the Grand Slam category. The newest Slam, as of yet not approved by the NRA Silhouette Committee, is a post event record attempt. It consists of downing 10 straight shots of Tequila, 10 straight shots of single malt scotch, 10 shots of gin and 10 shots of Vodka followed by being able to stand and recite your name and spell it before falling down again. Picture here is the Dawg resting between rounds, needing only the 10 shots of gin and the 10 shots of vodka and the name recital to complete this landmark first. When interviewed via Kitty phone the Dawg said" Bygoo fursmurymk shhh wook banasam"

Kitty

Bob259 · Post by **Bob259** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 5:47 pm

Way to go Dawg!!!! We're behind you all the way... Hmmmm no wait a miniute maybe behind him might not be a good place right now...

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Sat Oct 20, 2007 12:35 am

Hey Dawg, the first two and last one are fine but please no gin....
Good luck on culling your pepper, so that you will have some to grind after that feat.

Innocent

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Sat Oct 20, 2007 8:04 pm

Dawg,
I got my standard slam pin in the mail today #260, only seven years in the making. And you...you can make a new slam in one day but only manage to shoot a 29 out of 60? Maybe you need to slam another on or two of the gorup tightning vodkas down.

Cheers,
Innocent

genphideaux · Post by **genphideaux** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:14 am

Innocent wrote:Dawg,
I got my standard slam pin in the mail today #260, only seven years in the making. And you...you can make a new slam in one day but only manage to shoot a 29 out of 60? Maybe you need to slam another on or two of the gorup tightning vodkas down.

Cheers,
Innocent

In one day my arse, it has taken me 46 years of intense training just to start the grand slam.

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:54 am

Dawg says

In one day my arse, it has taken me 46 years of intense training just to start the grand slam.

Only 46 years??? Maybe your and my idea of intense training is different. I'm not sure why you are claiming to be younger than me but the sense of intense training on your part may have to do with you feeling younger!

Innocent

genphideaux · Post by **genphideaux** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:57 am

Innocent wrote:Only 46 years??? Maybe your and my idea of intense training is different. I'm not sure why you are claiming to be younger than me but the sense of intense training on your part may have to do with you feeling younger!

Innocent

Just the facts ma'am, just the facts

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:59 am

Just the facts ma'am, just the facts

You taking up law? Trying out your public defender/courtroom tactics?

Innocent

Bob259 · Post by **Bob259** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 10:02 am

I'm smelling a 'Challenge match' between Dawg and Innocent. Let the betting begin!!!!!

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 10:08 am

Challenge between the Dawg and I....he is in a higher class therfore he should give me at least 10 points.....Knowing him, he would expect me to give him some so there will never be a challenge.

Innocent